Characters

Flaming Fred

Flaming Fred

Arsonist

Ouch! Da*&% Fred. He thinks its cool to always be flaming but no one really likes him. Go blaze up somewhere else.

King Kristof

King Kristof

Wizard

You can't get a sentence out before Kristof says something about a new magic trick he learned. Where'd your spoon go? Of course Kristof thinks he's sweet and puts it behind your ear again.

Ching Chang Chong

Ching Chang Chong

Doesn't Use Forks

Also known as "Chad" at the front desk, he will do anything to make sure you are satisfied with his restaurant. Usually drops off delivery orders in his family Honda while his 8 year old son does the call-ins.

Bierstick

Bierstick

The ultimate drinking device

a revolutionary drinking device that has changed the way people can drink their favorite beverage. The Bierstick is a syringe-like drinking device that creates the perfect drinking experience. With no mess, no foam, and easy clean up, this device puts other drinking devices to shame. Within as little as 2 seconds you can drink up to 24oz of your favorite beverage with ease.

Bi#$! Cup Brad

Bi#$! Cup Brad

Wanna Be Frat Star

Nothing like hanging out then Brad shows up. Total buzz kill. He always calls that loner that we all know he will miss.

Blacked out Bob

Blacked out Bob

Alcoholic

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Ballin' Bryce

Ballin' Bryce

DIII Collegiate Athlete

That dude that basically has played every sport known to mankind, buys all the expensive gear, and somehow knows every play on the field. Walked on the Basketball team in college and plays about 2 min. per season but totally brags at family reunions about his athleticism. Meet Bryce.

Hacking Hannah

Hacking Hannah

Avid Cougher

Trying to just enjoy the late summer night? Well think again cause Hannah's hacking away yet again.

mark the Marg

mark the Marg

Owns 3 "Family" Restaraunts

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Sassy Susane

Sassy Susane

Wedding Crasher

Yup. Nothing like hanging out with your friends until Susane shows up to the party in her white Mercades. She's always trying to one up everyone even after her 3rd divorce. Nothing like being a gold digger Susane.

Pooch

Pooch

Redneck

Good ole' Pooch. Nothing like a good old pouch on a Wednesday night. He may still live with his mom and work for minimum wage but he can fish the heck outta that pond.

Psyched Sid

Psyched Sid

Health Fanatic

Does anyone else have more excitement over nothing than Sid? Nope.

Pizza Face Paul

Pizza Face Paul

Knows Some Italian Words

Paul thinks he is really cool because everyone loves Pizza. To be honest, Paul is the only Pizza that I wouldn't wanna order.

Jarrod

Jarrod

Puff Master

Jarrod loves to constantly puff. Inside, outside, in the bathroom,on a horse, you name the spot and he'll be there puffing.

Fluffers

Fluffers

Likes to bluff weathermen

Fluffers is all nice until he gets angry and his evil side comes out to play.


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